The Republic of Hamsterr is a massive, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Hamster population. The hard-working population of 3.636 billion Hamsterrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 10.8%.

The Hamsterrian economy, worth 182 trillion Sunflower seeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,063 Sunflower seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas, and military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hamsterr's national animal is the Hamster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hamsterr is ranked 227,967^th in the world and 9,710^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.25 law-abiding acts per hour.