The Republic of Hanrapetut is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.078 billion Hanrapetutians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The thriving Hanrapetutian economy, worth 300 trillion districtas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 73,583 districtas, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 244,913 per year while the poor average 16,473, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Hanrapetut's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Hanrapetut is ranked 140,634^th in the world and 1^st in The Republic of Mali for Most Patriotic, with 10.6 flags saluted per person per day.