The Commonwealth of Happy-guy is a massive, safe nation, ruled by obama with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.693 billion Happy-guyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the real silm shady. The average income tax rate is 51.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Happy-guyian economy, worth 152 trillion USA dollers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,170 USA dollers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you', it's best to decline if obama offers to buy a round of drinks, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Happy-guy's national animal is the ealge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is jewdism.

Happy-guy is ranked 89,111^th in the world and 41^st in Estalcia for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 51.84 Effective Tax Rate.