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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,408thMost Devout: 2,901stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,990th
The City of
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Influence
Nipper
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Harare

Population24.729 billion

CapitalHarare
LeaderLeader
Faitha major religion

Currencyanything
AnimalElephant

The City of Harare is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.729 billion Harareans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harare. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Hararean economy, worth a remarkable 3,636 trillion anythings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,070 anythings, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, and airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Harare's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Harare is ranked 17,087th in the world and 1,136th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 71,035.03 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,408thMost Devout: 2,901stTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,990thLargest Black Market: 3,021stFattest Citizens: 4,359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,370thHighest Economic Output: 5,604thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,737thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,891stLargest Populations: 8,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,455thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,938thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 17,087thMost Efficient Economies: 17,884thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,682ndMost Patriotic: 19,739thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,657thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 21,135thHighest Average Incomes: 23,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27,625thMost Armed: 28,748th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 68th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 145th in the regionLargest Black Market: 167th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 256th in the regionLargest Populations: 274th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 330th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 404th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 617th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 674th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 828th in the regionMost Avoided: 835th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 863rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 995th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 998th in the regionMost Armed: 1,105th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,136th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Largest Black Market, and Highest Economic Output and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Patriotic.
  • : Harare's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Harare's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Harare's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Harare's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Harare was refounded in Balder.
  • : Harare ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Harare was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Harare's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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