The Queendom of HATE LAND is a very large, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 355 million haters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of HATE central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.1%.
The powerhouse hateful economy, worth 29.8 trillion EVIL HATE COINS a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,971 EVIL HATE COINS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 428,017 per year while the poor average 9,086, a ratio of 47.1 to 1.
The general public only knows their favorite politician's first name, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, in the pink ghetto (on the cold and grey HATE central morn) women promise no child will be born, and blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HATE LAND's national animal is the honey badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
HATE LAND is ranked 45,132nd in the world and 1st in UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,051.77 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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HATE LAND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
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HATE LAND, blood donations have been banned because of the risk of eternal unrest.
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HATE LAND's influence in UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
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HATE LAND lodged a message on the UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
HATE LAND, in the pink ghetto (on the cold and grey HATE central morn) women promise no child will be born.
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HATE LAND lodged a message on the UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
HATE LAND, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.
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HATE LAND lodged a message on the UCAZ The CCCCCCCCCCC Autonomous Zone Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in
HATE LAND, the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name.
- : Following new legislation in
HATE LAND, the government has the power to seize property at will.



























