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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,885thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,222nd
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
𒌓 𒊑𒀀 𒌓 𒋤𒁺 ��𒀀
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Heculalys

Population9.931 billion

Currencydenier
Animalwolf

The Empire of Heculalys is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, disturbing lack of elderly people, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.931 billion Heculalysians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Heculalysian economy, worth a remarkable 2,246 trillion deniers a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,165 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder, and little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Heculalys's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Heculalys is ranked 15,929th in the world and 9th in Conservative Guild for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 345.94 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,485thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,885thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,222ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,000thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,555thLargest Black Market: 5,559thLargest Mining Sector: 5,744thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,824thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,547thHighest Average Incomes: 8,355thMost Patriotic: 8,360thHealthiest Citizens: 8,424thMost Devout: 13,349thHighest Economic Output: 13,965thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,257thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,929thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 16,194thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,868thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,917thSmartest Citizens: 17,497thLowest Crime Rates: 18,015thMost Efficient Economies: 22,046thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,033rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,025th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Average: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Heculalys was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Heculalys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Heculalys, little children cry as their rainbow drawings are seized by the Straight-Thought Police.
  • : Following new legislation in Heculalys, anyone with an emergency on a holy day is advised to pray harder.
  • : Following new legislation in Heculalys, former nobles are being issued new identities in the wake of the end of serfdom.
  • : Heculalys was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Heculalys, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Heculalys, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Heculalys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Heculalys, the first sword of Heculalys does not run.

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