The Oppressed Peoples of Hellomyfriend is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory military service, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 814 million Hellomyfriendians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oldsmobile. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.4%.

The strong Hellomyfriendian economy, worth 49.3 trillion friends a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,553 friends, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, the bureaucracy's scale makes the trees wail, enthusiasm for abstract art has gone up in smoke, and citizens must pay to enjoy Hellomyfriend's pristine beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellomyfriend's national animal is the friends, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Hellomyfriend is ranked 313,826^th in the world and 4^th in Nikara for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -9.17 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.