The Cursed Burning Legions of Hellslayer is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Demon Jax Arcanic with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.958 billion Demons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Inferno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hellslayerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,389 trillion Souls a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 280,328 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 9.1 times as much as the poorest.

It takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and Lord Demon Jax Arcanic's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hellslayer's national animal is the Devil, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jaxania.

Hellslayer is ranked 1,420^th in the world and 19^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 21,865.02 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.