The Confederacy of Hetmanatf is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 311 million Hetmanatfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 池. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.1%.

The very strong Hetmanatfian economy, worth 30.0 trillion Seals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 96,607 Seals, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,986 per year while the poor average 26,808, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Hetmanatfian military unleashed its biological weapons, citizens wouldn't recognise Leader if they passed one another on the street, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and the "swords to plowshares" policy has created a generation of farmers that can kill a yak from 200 yards away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Hetmanatf's national animal is the Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hetmanatf is ranked 312,118^th in the world and 14^th in New Ukraine for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 16.79 on the Kitten Softness Rating.