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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,440thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,941stHighest Crime Rates: 5,334th
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Hildegane

Population6.435 billion

CapitalJanemba
LeaderKonatsian Urabon
FaithViolent Nihilism

Currencyocarina
Animalsand raccoon

The Federation of Hildegane is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Konatsian Urabon with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.435 billion Hildogganni have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janemba. The average income tax rate is 16.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Hildegan economy, worth 549 trillion ocarinas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,412 ocarinas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hildegane's national animal is the sand raccoon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violent Nihilism.

Hildegane is ranked 89,555th in the world and 12th in The Eternal Order for Most Stationary, with 506.80156453568 days.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,440thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,941stTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,334thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,286thLargest Retail Industry: 11,734thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 16,531stMost Armed: 21,177thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,557thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,280thMost Average: 24,375th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hildegane created a custom banner.
  • : Hildegane created a custom banner.
  • : Hildegane created a custom banner.
  • : Following new legislation in Hildegane, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Hildegane, children have taken to using semaphore in light of the recent mobile phone ban.
  • : Following new legislation in Hildegane, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Hildegane, foreign students are expected to have a Kegmeister Grade Average of 36-24-36 to qualify for university.
  • : Following new legislation in Hildegane, heartwarming sentiments are even hotter now.
  • : Hildegane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hildegane, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature.

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