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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,482ndMost Authoritarian: 14,718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,274th
The Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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HimDyr

Population91 million

CurrencyHessls
AnimalDirewolf

The Empire of HimDyr is a large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 91 million HimDyrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 52.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient HimDyrian economy, worth 4.32 trillion Hessls a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,418 Hessls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb, and scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Direwolf. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. HimDyr's national animal is the Direwolf.

HimDyr is ranked 131,169th in the world and 36th in Wintercrest for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,696.39 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 13,482ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 14,718thMost Cheerful Citizens: 26,274th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied Direwolf.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Leader in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, Leader sports gold-plated grillz to promote the government's hard money policy.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, the Great HimDyrian Melting Pot boils out ethnic heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, heavily subsidised HimDyrian baskets litter the streets of Wintercrest.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in HimDyr, foreign visitors who show an interest in HimDyrian politics are immediately deported.

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