Population | 12.531 billion |
Capital | Kongo |
Leader | The great Dong |
Faith | Barfighting |
Currency | Bag of Gold |
Animal | Pet rock |
The Church of Slongs is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The great Dong with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.531 billion Slongsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kongo. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Slongsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,555 trillion Bags of Gold a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 124,146 Bags of Gold, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV', town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists, ritual mummification is making a comeback, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slongs's national animal is the Pet rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Barfighting.
Slongs is ranked 30,757th in the world and 652nd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 216.17 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Socialist Commonwealth of Kelssek.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Shadow Queendom of Lady Lamashtu.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Dark Sun Empire of Varhemia.
- : Slongs's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Suspiciously blue nation of H-Zhena.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Goober of New Westmore.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Compassionate Republic of Headpat Central.
- : Slongs was endorsed by The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country.
- : Slongs voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Slongs voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 107 » Axdel, BearStackof2015, Pakitsk, Talitoa, Kangarawa, Republic of Berzerkistan, Hizuru, A Slanted Black Stripe, Enlil, Todd McCloud, Asendavia, The Three States of Fortuna, Ridann, A mean old man, Iodinia, New Leganes, Under Upper Antartica, Fellon, Spiruvania, From New World, Modra, East Malaysia, Aivintis, Mardom, The Marlands, Santa Dystopia, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Jankono, Vaskeden, OhCraplakistan, Azosd, Murshan, La Xinga, Alleramica, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, Malvekia, Evrigenis, The Holy Rat, Troc, Khusja, Empire of Dabiristan, Amjedia, Coruh, Merlovich, and 57 others.Connerii, Roissyland, Zukchiva, Myehn, Hunterdon, ArenaC, Atrocha, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Compton-Conway, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Katalantana, Estados Unidos de Nueva Galicia, Danelaw Scandinavia, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Blobbo, Daravon, Dvaorla, Unger under over, Floridian Australia, Trulu, Stellar Colonies, Vussul, Kyrisland, CheeseBurrito, Arleat, Gem, NewImperia, The Foraois, Tshana, Klovak, Randomskaya, Elejamie, Kriov, Barfleur, Krozland, Henren, Awestre Gorend, Aeljae, Kaigi, Drunken Seal Islands, Kucia, Enou, Goodnamesarerare, Liberatarianism, Abtracnt, DennisDenny, Roliganistan, The 7th Coalition of Alba, The Almighty Country, Headpat Central, New Westmore, H-Zhena, Varhemia, Lady Lamashtu, and Kelssek.