The District of Holler Young is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, complete lack of public education, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.371 billion Youngians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Holler Youngian economy, worth 796 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 39,117 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 265,952 per year while the poor average 2,101, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, Holler Young has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Holler Young in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Holler Young's national animal is the bovina.

Holler Young is ranked 198,948^th in the world and 7^th in Gaborone for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.38 kickbacks per hour.