The Loveland of Housemusic is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by MoodyMann with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.506 billion Housemusicians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loyalty Heights. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Housemusician economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion Vinyls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 184,916 Vinyls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime is totally unknown. Housemusic's national animal is the Black Mane Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Housemusicism.

Housemusic is ranked 32,791^st in the world and 1^st in PapineauLandia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.13 law-abiding acts per hour.