The Led Zeppelin Album of Houses of the Holy is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by The Crunge with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 21.317 billion Houses of the Holyians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of D'yer Mak'er. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Houses of the Holyian economy, worth a remarkable 6,535 trillion No Quarters a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,573 No Quarters, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,504,384 per year while the poor average 35,758, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.

Children are seen fighting in the playground for bread scraps that fall out of diamond-encrusted lunchboxes, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, and the media seems excessively interested in what The Crunge is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Houses of the Holy's national animal is the Dancing Days, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Houses of the Holy is ranked 10,833^rd in the world and 73^rd in NationStates for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,510.83 pounds of wildlife per square mile.