The Huffy Monarchy of Huffinsula is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by King Larry with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 13.768 billion Huffinsulans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 19.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Huffinsulan economy, worth 888 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,506 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, not all rivers run to the sea, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Huffinsula's national animal is the gazelle.

Huffinsula is ranked 37,253^rd in the world and 7^th in T2R for Largest Populations, with 13.8 billion capita.