The Empire of Humble Potato is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Edward Potato with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.092 billion Humble Potatoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pomme de Terre. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Humble Potatoan economy, worth 124 trillion Yukon golds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,554 Yukon golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, scientists take credit every time it rains in Hiding Place, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, and drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Humble Potato's national animal is the Russet potato, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Axomamma.

Humble Potato is ranked 61,196^th in the world and 6^th in Hiding Place for Highest Poor Incomes, with 47,801.99 Standard Monetary Units.