The Sorrow of I am Jacks Broken Heart is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 19.272 billion I am Jacks Broken Heartians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped I am Jacks Broken Heartian economy, worth 523 trillion Broken Hearts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 27,182 Broken Hearts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, education and welfare spending are on the rise, and Max Barry is this year's Miss I am Jacks Broken Heart. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I am Jacks Broken Heart's national animal is the Space Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I am Jacks Broken Heart is ranked 97,106^th in the world and 24^th in Gay for Most Primitive, scoring -10 on the Scary Big Number Scale.