The I really dont 🤔 of I Dunno is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by i with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.814 billion I Dunnoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of know. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.4%.

The frighteningly efficient I Dunnoan economy, worth 987 trillion I Donts a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,350 I Donts, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, aging citizens are celebrating the end of the 'Early Bird War', illicit spice trade makes desert merchants wrangling worms blush, and windows in know don't have much of a view. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. I Dunno's national animal is the Yep We Dont, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is dont.

I Dunno is ranked 105,636^th in the world and 43^rd in The Funian Puppet Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,659.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.