The Irradiated Representative of Icecane is a titanic, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 17.194 billion Icecaneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 15.0%.

The strong Icecanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Icels a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,539 Icels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, autarky's deemed malarkey as foreign bric-a-brac's brought back, Leader's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime is totally unknown. Icecane's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Icecane is ranked 122,186^th in the world and 20^th in Lightyears Away for Most Developed, scoring 58.28 on the Human Development Index.