The Nomadic nations of Idiocarasia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by yeubelluv with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.419 billion Idiocarasians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Carin horde. The average income tax rate is 49.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Idiocarasian economy, worth a remarkable 6,124 trillion Slags a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 332,527 Slags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The SWAT team always rings twice, the face of yeubelluv is a permanent feature of the Carin horde skyline, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, and manhood has become rare in the army. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Idiocarasia's national animal is the Goat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is survivorisum.

Idiocarasia is ranked 4,423^rd in the world and 1^st in New West Conifer for Highest Poor Incomes, with 171,135.07 Standard Monetary Units.