The Republic of IFOC0 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.321 billion IFOC0ians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 27.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but underdeveloped IFOC0ian economy, worth 53.4 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 40,453 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in IFOC0, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, builders across IFOC0 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. IFOC0's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
IFOC0 is ranked 295,252nd in the world and 97th in Avril Lavigne Nation for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 30.85 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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IFOC0, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, builders across IFOC0 are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in IFOC0.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, auditors are gutting every governmental department.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, a major religion has been named as IFOC0's national religion.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, the 'no-coal' transition is being paid for in slashed student support funds.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates.
- : Following new legislation in
IFOC0, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.




















