The Jarona but in a fancy font of Illllllllllleoc is a massive, genial nation, ruled by me with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.048 billion Gamblers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of timoria. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Gambler economy, worth 38.0 trillion monies a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 36,294 monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Illllllllllleoc's national animal is the horses, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is gambling.

Illllllllllleoc is ranked 84,784^th in the world and 8^th in Timoria for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,142.41 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.