The Queendom of Impress is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.448 billion Impressians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The very strong Impressian economy, worth 129 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 52,978 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,537 per year while the poor average 6,062, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Impress's national animal is the unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Impress is ranked 259,620^th in the world and 1^st in Anglia for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -7.07 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.