The Calliphate of Indosinmalaya is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ibrahim III of Jurong with an even hand, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and national health service. The compassionate, devout population of 4.132 billion Indosinmalayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bukittinggi. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Indosinmalayan economy, worth 412 trillion Dinars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,808 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

What goes down must come up, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Indosinmalaya's national animal is the Malay Harimau, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam Ahl as-Sunnah wal Jama'ah.

Indosinmalaya is ranked 275,284^th in the world and 10,067^th in Osiris for Most Primitive, scoring -282.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.