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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36thMost Cultured: 66th
The Pizza Delivery States of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
A Peaceful Land, A Quiet People
Influence
Dominator
God of Fungus
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Infected Mushroom

Population15.327 billion

CapitalCrayon City
LeaderIM

CurrencyKefkari
AnimalPixie

The Pizza Delivery States of Infected Mushroom is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by IM with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful population of 15.327 billion citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crayon City. The average income tax rate is 48.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Infected Mushroomian economy, worth a remarkable 4,807 trillion Kefkaris a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 313,649 Kefkaris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, and unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Infected Mushroom's national animal is the Pixie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Infected Mushroom is ranked 7,862nd in the world and 1st in Mount Olympus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 99.97 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 36thMost Cultured: 66thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 234thHighest Poor Incomes: 543rdLargest Black Market: 579thLargest Publishing Industry: 592ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 690thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,170thFattest Citizens: 1,606thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,728thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,781stMost Efficient Economies: 1,814thHighest Average Incomes: 1,831stLargest Retail Industry: 1,877thHighest Economic Output: 2,192ndTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,581stMost Rebellious Youth: 2,878thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,835thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,989thMost Stationary: 4,595thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,002ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,052ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,781stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,286thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,296thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,395thLowest Crime Rates: 7,862ndMost Influential: 9,913thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,349thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,240thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,442ndSmartest Citizens: 13,991stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,193rdMost Authoritarian: 15,232ndLargest Populations: 15,906thMost Developed: 16,051stMost Income Equality: 18,905thMost Secular: 19,394th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, unprotected royals have replaced their corgis with rottweilers.
  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows.
  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.
  • : Infected Mushroom was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Infected Mushroom, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Infected Mushroom altered its national flag.

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