The Dominion of Inner Friday is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Aslan with an even hand, and renowned for its fear of technology, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.279 billion Inner Fridayians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Round Table. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Fridayian economy, worth a remarkable 2,595 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 230,122 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Referenda are held for every conceivable government action, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, the government has embraced apartheid, and Aslan's support among single young men has drooped slightly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Friday's national animal is the porpoise, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Narnia.

Inner Friday is ranked 280,128^th in the world and 3^rd in Narnia for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.