The Republic of Inspectah Deck is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.624 billion Inspectah Deckians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 50.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Inspectah Deckian economy, worth 114 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,774 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inspectah Deck's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Inspectah Deck is ranked 197,512th in the world and 19th in DatPiff for Largest Black Market, with 512 billion Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
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Inspectah Deck was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
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Inspectah Deck, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
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Inspectah Deck, comatose jurors are the defense's favorite.
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Inspectah Deck, snowball fights inaugurate summer breaks.
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Inspectah Deck, clerics are taught that silence is golden and duct tape is silver.
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Inspectah Deck, riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors.
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Inspectah Deck, the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face.
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Inspectah Deck, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
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Inspectah Deck, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
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Inspectah Deck, boys are shocked by the revolutionary lesson that women are actually human.


















