The Immortal Empire of Intonian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Orville Intonius with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.991 billion Intonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Intonia. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Intonianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,455 trillion Imperial Dervis a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,604 Imperial Dervis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All you have to do is pray to get into Intonian, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, when their backs are against the walls Intonians look out for gay men, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Intonian's national animal is the Sandworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Intonian is ranked 4,100^th in the world and 1^st in Boo Boo Keys for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,600.52 pounds of wildlife per square mile.