The Rogue Nation of Inyourfaceistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jean-Baptiste Calderone with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.83 billion Inyurstans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castille de Terro. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The all-consuming Inyourfaceistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,632 trillion Inyurstan Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 146,310 Inyurstan Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, the derisively named "Morlocks of Moria" futilely demand time in the sun, stun grenade flashes and assault weapon fire form the expected nocturnal soundscape of Inyourfaceistan, and games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inyourfaceistan's national animal is the Fer de Lance, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Inyourfaceistan is ranked 14,004^th in the world and 1^st in Kali Yuga for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,288.76 pounds of wildlife per square mile.