The Constitutional Monarchy of Islexan is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 2.117 billion Islexanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islexanian economy, worth 237 trillion marks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,267 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia faint upon diagnosis, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, the morbidly obese often sell stock options on their own corpses, and bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islexan's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Islexan is ranked 51,721^st in the world and 16^th in Solvang for Highest Average Incomes, with 112,267.87 Standard Monetary Units.