The Lovr boy of Ismael is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.958 billion Ismaelians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.3%.

The Ismaelian economy, worth 231 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,656 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Ismael's national animal is the kiwi.

Ismael is ranked 181,696^th in the world and 1^st in Western Pacifica for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.