The Eldaboo and Fyllejaboo of Isnaig is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Rivers with an even hand, and remarkable for its fear of technology, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.111 billion Eldwyn stans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trica. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eldwynish economy, worth 41.3 trillion Autofister Doujinshis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,201 Autofister Doujinshis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Eldwyn stans have replaced bears in a popular idiom, the tightness of border controls in Isnaig leave a little to be desired, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Eldwynish Navy, and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isnaig's national animal is the Misspelled Creature and its national religion is Eldwyn Cult.

Isnaig is ranked 330,550^th in the world and 12^th in Tek Fediratde Kanetonz dan Insiag for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -12.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.