The State of It-Is is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 25.775 billion It-Isians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.6%.

The very strong It-Isian economy, worth 888 trillion betales a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 34,483 betales, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, foreigners are treated with great suspicion, and It-Is has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. It-Is's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

It-Is is ranked 212,597^th in the world and 6^th in Lusaka for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 27,034.77 Standard Monetary Units.