The Republic of Itqly is a titanic, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The hard-working, devout population of 14.206 billion Itqlyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.3%.

The Itqlyian economy, worth 804 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 56,602 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Much of Itqly's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, evenings at university debating societies often end with everyone acknowledging both sides may well be right, builders across Itqly are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and father-son fishing trips have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Itqly's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Itqly is ranked 240,908^th in the world and 208^th in Lightyears Away for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 29,263.39 Standard Monetary Units.