The Most Serene Republic of Iwark is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 4.411 billion Iwarkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.9%.

The Iwarkian economy, worth 203 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,052 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, a major religion has been named as Iwark's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Iwark in an international press conference, and Iwark has designated Iwark City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Iwark's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Iwark is ranked 204,190^th in the world and 9^th in Mariehamn for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 292.94 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.