The Armed Republic of J o Jian Capture Squad A1 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.94 billion J o Jian Capture Squad A1ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 8.2%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad A1ian economy, worth 656 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 66,089 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, military spending recently hit a new high, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. J o Jian Capture Squad A1's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

J o Jian Capture Squad A1 is ranked 187,952^nd in the world and 1^st in The Followers of The Great Steve for Lowest Crime Rates, with 57.76 law-abiding acts per hour.