The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad C7 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.373 billion J o Jian Capture Squad C7ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad C7ian economy, worth 564 trillion Sauces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 60,232 Sauces, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J o Jian Capture Squad C7's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

J o Jian Capture Squad C7 is ranked 46,701^st in the world and 1^st in Ass for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 55,293.61 Standard Monetary Units.