The Theocracy of J Smitty is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and lack of airports. The compassionate, devout population of 919 million J Smittyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sal Tlay Ka Siti. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The very strong J Smittyian economy, worth 78.0 trillion 10 Percent of Your Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,885 10 Percent of Your Monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 369,555 per year while the poor average 12,340, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Military recruitment numbers are down as citizens object on 'moral grounds', the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, J Smittyian politicians are often described as having more style than substance, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. J Smitty's national animal is the Cain but Bigfoot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

J Smitty is ranked 273,265^th in the world and 171^st in Catistan for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.