The Hawk of Jade13 is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 2.758 billion Jade13ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 17.5%.

The Jade13ian economy, worth 124 trillion lire a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 45,052 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jade13's national animal is the cobra.

Jade13 is ranked 131,754^th in the world and 84^th in Darkest Skies for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,197.03 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.