The Hawk of Jade37 is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working population of 2.441 billion Jade37ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The Jade37ian economy, worth 86.6 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 35,493 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate. Jade37's national animal is the kiwi.

Jade37 is ranked 192,122^nd in the world and 2^nd in Communion of Christian Kingdoms for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.