The Socialist Union of Jamhuristan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Izrael Yaqob with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.346 billion Jamhurians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamhuria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamhuristanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,448 trillion Pesas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,160 Pesas, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ships no longer sail as no one wants to encounter Jamhuristanian pirates, the government has undertaken a massive health education program to combat VODAIS, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the government has put a kid glove on the invisible hand of the free market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamhuristan's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jamhuristan is ranked 282,067^th in the world and 68^th in Kerbals of the North for Most Primitive, scoring -374.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.