The Holy Red Ecstasy of Jamulah is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 15.003 billion Jamulayi enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jauharah. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamuli economy, worth a remarkable 2,888 trillion Pleasures a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,515 Pleasures, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and an internet search for the word "bland" produces pictures of Devi Ashtanga Bhaktinanda Shaktiprasad. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamulah's national animal is the White Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritual Hedonism.

Jamulah is ranked 1,552^nd in the world and 2^nd in Equinox for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,146.59 pounds of wildlife per square mile.