The Nabetseican Realm of Jeltronia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by High King Jon with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 17.999 billion Jeltronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,220 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,508 Jeltronian Estedoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital, brazen mayors claim official expenses to pay for their drug habits, and towns are often run by puppets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Imperial Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 3,816^th in the world and 1^st in The Jeltronian Empire for Highest Food Quality, scoring 226.92 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.