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Most Armed: 23,879thLargest Retail Industry: 32,169th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
In Order To Finish First, You Must First Finish
Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Jensen Button

Population8 million

Currencydollar
Animalswan

The Republic of Jensen Button is a tiny, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-working population of 8 million Jensen Buttonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.6%.

The strong Jensen Buttonian economy, worth 361 billion dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 45,195 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations, and gun ownership is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jensen Button's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jensen Button is ranked 244,927th in the world and 19th in Formula One for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Armed: 23,879thLargest Retail Industry: 32,169th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jensen Button's influence in Formula One rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, gun ownership is compulsory.
  • : Jensen Button was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by major corporations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, careless Maxémon Trainers have been the cause of numerous search and rescue operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Jensen Button's influence in Formula One rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Jensen Button, books are often used as kindling.

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