The Nowhere Man of Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 25.16 billion Jeremy Hillary Boob PhDians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Jeremy Hillary Boob PhDian economy, worth 278 trillion Creativities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,086 Creativities, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and students cut up leftover Creativitys during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD's national animal is the Beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Beatleism.

Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD is ranked 61,397^th in the world and 2^nd in In The Flesh for Most Beautiful Environments, with 639.84 pounds of wildlife per square mile.