The Former Assassin of Jessetopia is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 6.055 billion Jessetopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jessetown. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jessetopian economy, worth 376 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,127 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jessetopia's national animal is the raccoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jessetopia is ranked 262,452^nd in the world and 2^nd in JesseRacoon for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -5.33 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.