The Cybermetropolis of Jittersamhay is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Overmind with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, cheerful population of 30.627 billion citizens enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Epsilon Hub. The average income tax rate is 37.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient citizen economy, worth a remarkable 6,564 trillion Universal Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an amazing 214,332 Universal Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Jittersamhay as a reminder of their "special relationship", old cars must undergo mandatory sensitivity training, and taking hostages is a great way to influence government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jittersamhay's national animal is the Unshackled AI, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jittersamhay is ranked 307,852^nd in the world and 40^th in Antarctica for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -33.05 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.