The Queendom of Joffrey Arryn is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 656 million Joffrey Arrynians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.1%.

The strong Joffrey Arrynian economy, worth 46.2 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 70,428 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Joffrey Arryn's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joffrey Arryn is ranked 34,499^th in the world and 3^rd in Stubby Toe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,461.86 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.