Population | 10.648 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | Arrogant Bastard |
Faith | Cult of Personality |
Currency | cigarette |
Animal | departed friend |
The Working Class Warlock of John Constantine is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arrogant Bastard with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.648 billion Petty Dabblers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Clever economy, worth a remarkable 1,158 trillion cigarettes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,766 cigarettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Clever novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Arrogant Bastard, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, and movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. John Constantine's national animal is the departed friend, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Personality.
John Constantine is ranked 164,576th in the world and 3rd in Agora for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 34,696.49 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Inclusive, and Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market and Highest Economic Output.
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : John Constantine's influence in Agora fell from "Envoy" to "Handshaker".
- : John Constantine's influence in Agora rose from "Handshaker" to "Envoy".
- : John Constantine was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : John Constantine's influence in Agora fell from "Envoy" to "Handshaker".